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Men are like :


Men are like .....Coffee

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long


Men are like blenders ... ..

You need one but not every day


Men are like ..... Chocolate bars

Sweet, smooth and they head straight for your hips


Men are like...... commercials

You can?t believe a word they say


Men are like..... Computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory


Men are like..... coolers

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere


Men are like..... Copiers

You need them for reproduction and that?s about it


Men are like..... Government bonds

They take so long to mature


Men are like..... Horoscopes

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong


Men are like..... lawn mowers

If you?re not pushing one around, then you?re riding it


Men are like..... Lava lamps

Fun to look at but not all that bright


Men are like..... Mascara

They usually run at the first sight of emotion


Men are like ..... Mini skirts

If you?re not careful, they?ll creep up your legs


Men are like ..... Parking spots....

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are

handicapped or extremely small


Men are like.....Popcorn

They satisfy you, but only for a little while


Men a re like ..... Place mats

They only show up when there?s food on the table


Men are like .... Snowstorms

You never know when they?re coming and how many cms you?ll get

or how long they will last


Men are like ..... Used cars

Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable


Men are like ..... Vacations

They never seem to last long enough


Men are like .... Weather

Nothing can be done to change either of them


Men are like ..... Bank machines

After withdrawal, they lose interest


Men are like ..... Bananas

The older they get, the less firm they are.

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