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Men are like :

 

Men are like .....Coffee

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long

 

Men are like blenders ... ..

You need one but not every day

 

Men are like ..... Chocolate bars

Sweet, smooth and they head straight for your hips

 

Men are like...... commercials

You can?t believe a word they say

 

Men are like..... Computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory

 

Men are like..... coolers

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

 

Men are like..... Copiers

You need them for reproduction and that?s about it

 

Men are like..... Government bonds

They take so long to mature

 

Men are like..... Horoscopes

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

 

Men are like..... lawn mowers

If you?re not pushing one around, then you?re riding it

 

Men are like..... Lava lamps

Fun to look at but not all that bright

 

Men are like..... Mascara

They usually run at the first sight of emotion

 

Men are like ..... Mini skirts

If you?re not careful, they?ll creep up your legs

 

Men are like ..... Parking spots....

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are

handicapped or extremely small

 

Men are like.....Popcorn

They satisfy you, but only for a little while

 

Men a re like ..... Place mats

They only show up when there?s food on the table

 

Men are like .... Snowstorms

You never know when they?re coming and how many cms you?ll get

or how long they will last

 

Men are like ..... Used cars

Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable

 

Men are like ..... Vacations

They never seem to last long enough

 

Men are like .... Weather

Nothing can be done to change either of them

 

Men are like ..... Bank machines

After withdrawal, they lose interest

 

Men are like ..... Bananas

The older they get, the less firm they are.

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